005 || Voice

[chlorophylliac]

'We'll make up the time'. Oh, of course we will. Since our shooting schedule is ordinarily so generous, isn't it? I know plenty of you are satisfied to be drawing your checks from this show forever but some of us have outside projects to be seeing to. The last thing I want to have to do is get written into a coma so I can meet my other commitments.

[Big, huffy sigh.]

Good God, it's like amateur hour never ends.  At least these new pages aren't a complete wash.  Roxie, dearest, if you could take the bendy straw out of your Absolut for five minutes we have some lines to read.

[OOC: Ivy is Jennifer Irving, high maintenance former sitcom star.  She's trying to escape being typecast after years in her former role as dippy romantic heroine Lisa Jane Rose, who has probably never been mentioned in conversation without the phrase 'I hear she's a total bitch in real life'.]

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

You know, it wouldn't kill you to have some fun with it, every once and a while.

[inhistorybooks]

If you find her, mind letting her know we've got some stuff we need to do too?

[with_discipline]

Jenny, love of my life, put the script down for five minutes and I'll bring you your own bendy straw.

[buywithme]

You know, back when you were in Has Beans I always thought you'd be so much fun in real life. I guess that's a sign of what a great actress you are.

I'm still waiting for you to sign my box set, by the way.

[ooc: Has Beans, two pretty girls take on the corporate coffee world with their own independent shop in nyc! Love, laughs and fun, contained within, if that's okay with you? Damon likes to pretend that he's only pretending to have been a huge fan of it.]

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

You're lucky you can't get to other projects. It means you actually have screen time.

[lastmanstanding]

I thought you'd be used to comas, absurd plot twists, and unusual turns of events?

[darknessb4me]

We're gonna eat you first. It's been voted on.