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[Ivy appears in the video feed surrounded by plants. It’s all a little more sparse than it looks like it could be; this is because the Admiral kindly confiscated anything that could be considered dangerous. Thanks for that, guy. She looks like she’s been in a fight recently but her deep green skin doesn’t really show much bruising.]

...This again.

[She touches her fingers lightly to the bridge of her nose. The frustration is washed out of her voice; she just sounds tired. She’s struggling to reconcile her time on the Barge with two days spent at home that as good as eliminated those memories; it’s wearisome.]

I left in August, it appears I’ve returned in February, so the question now is whether my absence can be measured in months or years. I’m dying to know.

[You wouldn’t be able to tell.]

For those of you who recognize me, I’m pleased to say that my memory is intact. [Largely. Not as much as she’d like.] For those who don’t, my name is Poison Ivy. I have previously been an Inmate here for almost two years, so rolling out the welcome wagon isn’t necessary. I would like to know whether the greenhouse has finally fallen into Warden management, and if so, whose.

[Friends Filter]

['Friends' is too strong a word in most cases but those remaining on this filter are: Morgana, Zane, Iris, Arthas and Barbara.]

If you can see this message I would appreciate a response. Thank you.

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[Last year she might have gotten a bit bristly at the suggestion that 'fewer hard cases' would suit her; she'd have taken it as an accusation of weakness. Now, she accepts that's Iris is referring to her mom instincts and she can't deny those.]

Let's hope.

[Somewhat dryly:] ...There was an ice rink? After my time.

There was! I loved it, but you know 'ow it is, we never get to keep nice things.

[And then, as though it's the first time it's occurred to her (which it is)]

...mind you, the new Enclosure ought to give us frozen lakes on demand now, I never thought of that till this second. Maybe I can get that ice hockey team started after all.

[Ivy makes a short, amused sound.]

Has the flavour of the population changed so much we have to orchestrate our bloodbaths?

Pretty much, aye. I did 'ave to arrange me own murder, last time.

[This shouldn't be funny, but it is and Iris grins unashamedly.]

Last real bloodbath round 'ere was when we 'ad a bad case of the clowns. Got across from the mirror barge with parasitic nanites, the gobshite.

...I assume the 'mirror Barge' is what I'd expect it to be.

[Since she's mentioned it twice now it probably merits an explanation.

Ivy managed to be here for exactly the window of time in which there were no mirror floods. Hooray?]

You managed to miss the mirror barge? Good work. If I tell you the Joker's one of the wardens on that side...do I need to say more?

We collided with it, back in October. Mix and matched our people and theirs till our Admiral beat theirs into submission, basically. I spent a month stuck over there. My other 'alf bloody nearly graduated on this side, mind you. I'm proud of 'er.

Interesting. Any indication from 'our' Admiral that this might happen again?

Not from the Admiral. Which isn't to say it won't, obviously - but for a long time we were linked, the other barge was feeding on us. We 'ad a lot of people down sick with it. I know that's been put a stop to. Jean sort of supervised that part of it and I trust 'er to know what's what.

We might've even destroyed it. Not that I'd actually put money on that, but I reckon it'll be a good long while at least.

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The ship does return to certain themes from time to time. I doubt this will be an exception, long term.

[And Ivy doesn't anticipate being here for anything shorter.]

[Neither does Iris: but in her case it's because the Barge is her home, her territory, as much as Gotham is Bruce and Barbara's. Ivy doesn't express her deep-rooted loathing, but she doesn't need to, not to someone who witnessed so much of her time here. Caught between sympathy, defensiveness and her slightly guilt-shot gladness at Ivy's return, she only nods and concentrates on the facts.]

Agreed. Probably not till we've 'ad a lot more of the population cycle out, mind. She does like to keep on surprising us.

'Ey, I'm sorry about Tiffany. She's really not got it through 'er 'ead yet that you don't get anywhere treating folk 'ere like 'er prison back 'ome. Nice enough kid, deep down, but not one of your great thinkers, I'm afraid.

I've encountered the type. Speaks to the change of population that nobody's taken it on themselves to beat some sense into her.

Mmm. Our job's to do that without beating, but I admit it could be quicker. I like 'er a lot, as it 'appens, but it almost 'urts to watch 'er talk to some people.

Your job.

[Though Ivy's been known to do a degree of backseat wardening and they both know it.

She considers for a moment.]

I'll keep an eye on her.

[Some people are their own worst enemies.]

Sorry, love. I meant us-the-wardens.

[Kinda. Sorta. Ivy's not someone you can tell what to do, any more than Iris herself is, and she respects that.]

Thank you. She's got a loyal 'eart for all 'er silliness.

That so often proves to be the problem.

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